Yeah, I’m Excited

Posted by Adam Hart December 3, 2008 at 5:36 pm

But more so than Rosevelt Colvin? It doesn’t make sense.

Forget Colvin. How about everyone? Collins and Giardi don’t see much coming from this late-season signing. It’s kind of sad. I mean, don’t they know that Rosie has been secretly training at his UPS store this entire season, tackling large box delivery items, as his workers up the ante in the What Huge Box Can’t Rosie Tackle pool?

Maybe none of that is true, but I am guaranteeing a (positive) big play in his first game, whether that be against the Seahawks this week or the Raiders the week following. Yes, I’m pretty dangerous when it comes to guarantees. Next thing you know, I’ll be throwing the lock down on a “we’ll see Kesselmania XX this season” guarantee. Living on the wild side.