Better You…

Posted by Mike Giardi August 18, 2008 at 11:39 am

People I would not want to be today:

1) Matt Cassel - Those films aren’t going to be fun.

2) Josh Beckett - So much for his consistent return to 2007 form. How many aces this year have lasted just 2.1 IP?

3) Any member of the Sox bullpen not named Masterson or Papelbon. After several weeks of making Theo Epstein look like he did the right thing by not adding any arms to the pen, they have reverted to acid-inducing form.

4) The Pats defensive front 7. Hey fellas, I realize Tampa went to the playoffs last year, but there isn’t one Snickers is that backfield batch. Its just a bunch of already-been chewed pieces that a) never had it, b) already lost it or c) are softer than a candy bar that’s been left in my car when it’s 98 degrees and humid outside (yes, I’m looking at you Michael Bennett).

5) Sammy Morris. The backfield savior in September of a season ago hasn’t looked sharp yet, be it in practice or during his first preseason game.