Awesome vs. Not-Awesome

Posted by Adam Hart November 17, 2008 at 2:09 am

It’s gon’ get nasty.

Awesome
Hahahahahahahaha. Who’s running that cash giveaway, anyway?

Not-Awesome
I thought I had a chance in fantasy football this week. With Matty Heisman as our QB, I needed him to complete that late touchdown pass. But Roddy White blew it (3:45 mark).

Awesome
Want to know NFL Player salaries for every team in the league? Click on that link and you can spend the day running through the league’s salary commitments. Even BJGE.

Not-Awesome
No Vivi Hurtado this weekend from our national feed. My mind is filled with questions: “Did she quit and move on to another job?” “Did she get married and decide the working life is no longer for her?” “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????“. Luckily, I haven’t vocalize these questions. Especially the last one. No one needs to hear my Nancy Kerrigan impression.

Awesome
Carl Edwards, a few weeks ago, going straight for the throat of Kevin Harvick.

That’s the type of stuff that makes me love racing. I first started watching NASCAR after seeing Talladega Nights. Mainly because that movie is filled with fights and race car drivers doing what they do best — get even.

To make things more interesting, see if you can find these quotes in the video above. We’ll start you off with an easy one:
Was it not pleasant for you?

He actually did it!

Here’s the deal — he’s not gonna break it, cuz I’m gonna slip out of it right now… Houdini!

Well, there’s strikes two and three right there.

You can put a crack in my arm like a crack in the Liberty Bell.

Don’t you worry about my gun.

Somebody might as well get me a beer while I’m down here.

Oh, I love the Crepe Suzette.

You let go of me, you Formula One jazz nut job!

Not-Awesome
The friggin’ skirt that I have adorned. Really. We get video from a national ABC video service. One such was of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, which does not air on CBS until December 3rd. Sans skirt Adam would have posted that on NECN.com in a heartbeat. But now I think of consequences, such as CBS sicking their lawyers on NECN for me posting that video before they play the tape themselves. So, instead of an awesome video of models strutting around in their underwear, I give you these photos.

I should just walk down to city hall and have my named changed to Amanda right now.

Awesome
Marisa Miller was not in the aforementioned video. Because had she been, NECN would be looking down the barrel of a fat lawsuit by now. The temptation would be impossible to resist.

WINNER: Not-Awesome takes this round. Because fantasies were ruined across the board.